Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Top U.S. Bishop Accused of Sex Abuse
SPOKANE, Wash. - A woman has filed a claim that she was sexually abused more than 40 years ago by Bishop William Skylstad, president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic bishops and leader of the Spokane Diocese.
Skylstad issued a statement Wednesday categorically denying the accusation, saying he has not violated the vow of celibacy he took 47 years ago.
What the hell does that mean? I may have shoved a few cigars up some vaginas, but as President Clinton proved, that isn't sex. I'm still good on the celibacy charge. Get off my jock, you mother fuckers....