Saturday, September 30, 2006

Image-conscious Arkansas takes anti-Nutt shirts

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2607558

Caleb Larru, 28, had black shirts printed with a cartoon of Nutt's face on the front. On the back, below a headline reading "National Championship Under Construction," was a list of statistics from Nutt's tenure at Arkansas, including the Razorbacks' lack of 10-win seasons and Southeastern Conference championships -- and their poor record against some of the SEC's top teams.

Friday, September 29, 2006

TOP 10 LIST

Former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey didn't do the honors, presenting a Top Ten list on Thursday's "Late Show With David Letterman." Staff member Gerard Mulligan came out to deliver the list.
And it's amusing, risque, out there ...
Letterman explained why Mulligan stepped in to deliver "Chapter Titles in Jim McGreevey's Book."
"We had invited the governor to be here, he said he would be here, we were all very excited that he was going to be here and then he stopped calling," Letterman said. "They just stopped calling. They left us numbers that were unplugged, we couldn't get a hold of him. He said, 'Oh no, we're coming, don't worry, we're coming,' and that's the last we heard of him…I hope he's OK."
McGreevey, who is gay, may not be after he sees this list ... Or maybe he'll guffaw. That was our reaction.
The list to "Chapter Titles in Jim McGreevey's Book" ...

10. "The Day I Got Caught Governing Myself"
9. "How to Pretend to Like Girls for 47 Years"
8. "From Schwarzenegger to Pataki: Governors I'd Like to Oil Up"
7. "Another Confession -- I Can't Resist Entenmann's Pound Cake"
6. "At First I Just Thought I Was Bipartisan"
5. "The New Jersey Budget Crisis -- What Would Judy Garland Do?"
4. "A Look at the Governor's Balls"
3. "Politicians Who Left a Bad Taste in My Mouth"
2. "How to Push Through a Bill – Or a Steve or a Larry…"
1. "Why I Don't Like Bush"

Thursday, September 21, 2006

A Dirty Trick... (but not surprising)

Cheney's boys show their best side...

http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/index.html#2391

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Governor Ann Richards, 1933-2006

-Dorothy Ann Willis Richards-

"Poor George, he can't help it...He was born with a silver foot in his mouth."

Rest In Peace, Governor...

Sunday, September 10, 2006

CHRIST-MAS...EARLY...crickey...

Yep, Fuckwads...here ya have it...

All I care about...no, wait a minute...all I are about...no, wait a miniature...ale 'a err 'bout...er...er...is there a walkabout?!

oh, and check this out...I found fer duckin' oofin' stuffers'...

http://www.prankplace.com/fbush.htm

9/11...the path of the lie...

So here we are...

9/11 is just a few hours from now. Just a few hours.

What is your president doing? No...I don't know either. But it's a safe bet that Georgie Porgie is curled up with his Pet Goat and sleeping...dreaming of a new "Red Bike...vroom vroom!"...

This link is one of many, many...if you take the time...

http://www.redstate.com/911clips

Monday, September 04, 2006

Jews?! Bah...

Burn! Burn you silly Jews!

http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Book_Bush_told_reporter_Jews_are_0902.html

*This may be huge or it may be bullshit...either way, Bush looks like he has his finger up his righteous ass...

Saturday, September 02, 2006