it's called the don't fuck with me law. "you guys can say whatever you want. innuendo, lies, bitch about sports, communist propaganda, whatever. just keep it off of me. you got that? i'm clean as a whistle and i want to keep it that way."
Mr. Baber went on to request the Mayor to bypass the legislative body and go ahead and sign the bill. "you don't need their approval, just sign it. we're at war, goddammit. you can do whatever you want."
when asked for comment, Daniel Webster, attorney for the republic of Dookieville, stated "i think Baber (pronounced Babaarrrr) has some legitimate concerns. we all do. now do we need to write legislation? that's another matter. we should be focusing on important matters like the extension of kwanzaa and the recent hike in the price of budweiser."
to be continued......