Monday, February 20, 2006
Mr Baber (pronounced Babaarrr) calls for special session
"now, boys, i got a problem with this kwanzaa extension. i don't know about you, but, i'm cut off at midnight on mardi gras, that's fat tuesday for you non-christians. hey baby, it's 40 days of repenting and self-cleansing. i suggest you all do the same for the good of all our souls and for the good of kwanzaa. i don't know what the mayor has up his sleeves but it's giving me a bad feeling. what happens if the hogs lose? will you then be looking towards spring training and your worthless yankees? i mean where does it stop? somebody has to draw the line. i say we cease all kwanzaa festivities at midnight fat tuesday. who's with me?"