Mr. Mayor Declares May 4th National Day of Prayer, May 5th Cinco de Mayo

http://www.ndptf.org/home/index.cfm?flash=1

"Now Hear This!!! I hereby declare May 4th to be National Day of Prayer. I ask that you all pray for our troops, our razorbacks and my re-election.
I also hereby declare May 5th to be Cinco de Mayo. I ask you to drink a Pacifico and eat a bean burrito..."

uh......
Mr. Mayor, there is no god, but we'll take you up on the burrito