bad mojo comes back to haunt the cynic

For those of you that missed it, bad mojo was surrounding the cynic last night as his dumbass tossed his quart of beer (top closed) into the blazing fire. the little beer and backwash that was left boiled up to create a ticking molotov cocktail. the explosion could have really injured those surrounding the fire and they are lucky to be alive. as one observer noted, "now we know what it's like to be in Iraq".
the cynic escaped with some small nicks and his wife was not pissed. hopefully the other observers were equally as fortunate....

this is another reason the cynic is only allowed to drink out of a can... demerits have been issued.