The Mission: Find a Way to Stay Relevant... Even as he destroys the world as we know it

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1172231-1,00.html

Through the challenges, the President has kept his human touch. Touring New Orleans last week, he met a man who had survived for days on canned goods before being evacuated to Utah. "Were you the only black man in Salt Lake City?" Bush asked.

uhhhh..... what?
"I thought you black dudes preferred fried chicken and gravy. did you enjoy that wolf brand chili i had Brownie send down a few days after the storm hit. he he he, when's the last time you had some wolf brand chili? Get it Sec. Jerkoff?"

"sir, i get it. way to step up to the plate in times of crises. you the man."

what a disgrace