I am happy to report that, in it's vast wisdom, the administrators of the Congressional cafeteria have decided to rename the renamed..."French Fries" are back!
That's right, folks...you heard it hear first. Well, not really, I heard in on NBC...
But "French Fries" and "French Toast" have made their return.
Remember when those two pesky Republican Reps., Jones and Ney, got upset about the French's lack of support of invading Iraq?
"Dammit, my follow Americans! I'll be damned if I have to eat one more French Fry...or, or, or have one more piece of French Toast....or, or have French's mustard! From this day forward, FREEDOM FRIES AND FREEDOM TOAST FOR ALL AMERICANS!"