Monday, February 13, 2006

The Velvet Polecat is up to his old tricks...

AP-Wire 2/13/2006
The Velvet Polecat, political and social ignoramus, has been spotted on the World Wide Web surfing such sites as RushLimbaugh.com and The700Club.com in recent days. In an attempt to quietly educate himself without drawing criticism from his nemesis, Mr. Baber (pronounced Babbaarrr), The Cat couldn't help himself today in commenting on the ongoing war on terror. He reports, in his words, "THE TRUTH." In further comments, he elaborates on his version of "THE TRUTH": "that you are SELDOM RIGHT...BUT NEVER IN DOUBT." He goes on with some vague reference to "liberal monkeys on a chain," which our investigators could not substantiate. The Cat, clearly upset, went on to allude to bombs in living rooms and ostriches...

10 comments:

Jackass said...

where is this purple pussy polecat? speak up...

the kid said...

You will have to extend an "invitation", I think...

the kid said...

It should be noted that The Velver Polecat has received an invitation to share his thoughts...for jacking on the pc as much as he does, you would think he would know how to figure this out...monkey.

Daniel Webster said...

who is the polecat?

the kid said...

you'll see

Jackass said...

i think he finally got it straight.. somebody get the geek squad over to sunset!!!!

sminger said...

I have an IDEA! BOING!!!!! Let's have a late afternoon Monkey on a Chain shoot!. We can let "The Swede" and "The Kid" loose down near the woods at number 8. We can give em a headstart and hunt em down.

We will have Monkey Tater casserole the following evening.

Jackass said...

he has spoken..

the kid said...

idiot...

sminger said...

Monkey on a chain must have have had a bad banana. Somebody remove his diaper!